Stephen SomersQUESTIONS QUESTIONS QUESTIONS
June 29th 2008 05:25
To many questions and not enough answers.
If you have the answers to life, the universe and everything then go away. But if you have the answers to these questions then come on down.
1. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GREENLIGHTING MIKE MYERS MOVIES?
2. WHY HAVE 10 STAR TREK FILMS BEEN MADE (with another in the pipeline) WHEN 1 WOULD SURELY HAVE BEEN ENOUGH?
3. IS TOM HANKS REALLY THAT GOOD?
4. IS JAMIE LEE CURTIS REALLY JAMES LEE CURTIS?
5. DOES HOLLYWOOD STILL THINK TONI COLLETTE IS UGLY?
6. WHAT IS THE POINT OF JAMES BOND?
7. DID ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER REALLY BECOME A GOVERNOR OR WAS IT ALL A BIZARRE DREAM?
8. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SEAN CONNERY CAN'T REALLY ACT?
9. WHY CAN'T SYLVESTER STALLONE REMEMBER HOW GOOD HE WAS IN COPLAND?
10. WHY WAS GOODFELLAS SO BLOODY PERFECT?
11. IS MICKEY ROURKE STILL ALIVE? WHY?
12. DID ANYONE EVER UNDERSTAND A WORD BRANDO SAID?
13. IS DANIEL DAY LEWIS ALL THERE?
14. WHY DOES MARGARET POMERANZ USE THE TERM - " I HAD A DIFFICULT RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS MOVIE"? WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
15. WHO WILL PLAY GEORGE 'DUBIYA' BUSH IN THE INEVITABLE FILM ABOUT HIS LIFE?
16. WHY WAS THE LAST INDIANA JONES FILM UTTER SHITE?
17. WHY DON'T THEY JUST USE IRISH ACTORS IN IRISH ROLES IN AMERICAN MOVIES AND AVOID THE EMBARRASMENT FOR CRUISE, DI CAPRIO, VOIGHT ETC?
18. WHEN DID AL PACINO TURN ORANGE?
19. DOES ANYONE REALLY LIKE TOM CRUISE?
20. WHY IS STAR WARS SO POPULAR? I MEAN, IT'S RUBBISH.
21. WHEN WILL I BE KING?
THERES MORE BUT I'M COOKING DINNER TONIGHT.
LATER TREKKIES
If you have the answers to life, the universe and everything then go away. But if you have the answers to these questions then come on down.
1. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GREENLIGHTING MIKE MYERS MOVIES?
NOT FUNNY?
3. IS TOM HANKS REALLY THAT GOOD?
4. IS JAMIE LEE CURTIS REALLY JAMES LEE CURTIS?
JAMES?
5. DOES HOLLYWOOD STILL THINK TONI COLLETTE IS UGLY?
6. WHAT IS THE POINT OF JAMES BOND?
7. DID ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER REALLY BECOME A GOVERNOR OR WAS IT ALL A BIZARRE DREAM?
8. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SEAN CONNERY CAN'T REALLY ACT?
9. WHY CAN'T SYLVESTER STALLONE REMEMBER HOW GOOD HE WAS IN COPLAND?
11. IS MICKEY ROURKE STILL ALIVE? WHY?
12. DID ANYONE EVER UNDERSTAND A WORD BRANDO SAID?
PARDON!
13. IS DANIEL DAY LEWIS ALL THERE?
14. WHY DOES MARGARET POMERANZ USE THE TERM - " I HAD A DIFFICULT RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS MOVIE"? WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
15. WHO WILL PLAY GEORGE 'DUBIYA' BUSH IN THE INEVITABLE FILM ABOUT HIS LIFE?
WHO'S A CLEVER BOY THEN?
16. WHY WAS THE LAST INDIANA JONES FILM UTTER SHITE?
17. WHY DON'T THEY JUST USE IRISH ACTORS IN IRISH ROLES IN AMERICAN MOVIES AND AVOID THE EMBARRASMENT FOR CRUISE, DI CAPRIO, VOIGHT ETC?
18. WHEN DID AL PACINO TURN ORANGE?
SOOOO NATURAL
19. DOES ANYONE REALLY LIKE TOM CRUISE?
20. WHY IS STAR WARS SO POPULAR? I MEAN, IT'S RUBBISH.
21. WHEN WILL I BE KING?
THERES MORE BUT I'M COOKING DINNER TONIGHT.
LATER TREKKIES
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